Life at the Jedi Temple

Okay, first of all this takes place during The Clone Wars. Vivana Firewalker is the Jedi padawan of Aayla Secura. This is supposed to be a funny story, so I hope you all think it's funny and not just annoying. LOL Anyway I can't take full credit for this story. Leia and me both wrote it. Well, here we go.

CHAPTER ONE

(Vivana is sitting on her bed staring at her computer.)

Vivana: Dude, I'm bored.

(She goes and sits in a chair and turns on the computer.)

Vivana: I think I'll check the Jedi Temple's homepage. Lets see. What's my password? Username: Vivana Firewalker Password: jedipadawanvivana What?! Incorrect password and screenname combination?! Dumb computer! Oh, wait. I had caps-lock on.

(She logs on and starts reading some of the headlines.)

Vivana reading headlines:
The Jedi Temple's volleyball team makes it to the finals
Today's lunch will be sloppy joes
Master Yoda will be giving a speech on the facts and myths of the dark side of the force
Mace Windu spotted entering a nightclub
Is that really Obi-Wan's real hair? We found out the truth!

Vivana: Okay? Interesting headlines.

(She scrolls down to the bottom of the website. She notices a chatbox that wasn't there before.)

Vivana typing: When did we get a chatbox?
Plo Koon typing: Kit Fisto put it in this morning.
Vivana typing: Oh, I see. Who else is on?
Shaak Ti typing: I'm here!
Ahsoka typing: I'm here too! Yum! My master is cooking bacon!
Shaak Ti typing: I thought he said he was illergic to pork.
Ahsoka typing: I think he just said that to get attention.
Vivana: (snorts a laugh)
Vivana typing: Probably so.
Ahsoka typing: AH!!!!!!! Master caught the bacon on fire! Oh my goodness!

Ahsoka logged off

Plo Koon typing: Good greif! His room is next to mine, and I see smoke coming from under the door!

Plo Koon logged off

Shaak Ti typing: LOL Glad I'm not there!
Vivana typing: Where are you?
Shaak Ti typing: On Endor with Eeth Koth. It's fun really. We had a dance party last night with some Ewoks. I don't know where Eeth learned to do The Robot though.
Vivana typing: Ummm right. Anyway I better go. The Jedi Temple's fire alarms are going off.

(Vivana gets off her computer and pokes her head out into the hallway. She sees Master Yoda leading some younglings towards the emergency exit.)
Vivana: What's going on, Master Yoda?

(Suddenly Kit Fisto goes running by screaming.)

Kit Fisto: AH! FIRE! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

(He runs out the emergency exit.)

Yoda: Fire, there was. Sense now it's safe to go back, I do.
Vivana: Oh, well. That's good.

(She closes her door.)

Vivana: Oh brother.

(She looks outside and sees everyone all lined up outside while the Jedi Council is calling role. She opens her window to call down to them.)

Vivana: HEY! It's safe to come back in now!
Luminara: What?
Vivana: IT'S SAFE NOW! COME BACK IN EVERYONE!
Luminara: We can't hear you! Do you need help?
Vivana: I SAID IT'S SAFE TO COME BACK IN! UNLESS YOU ALL LIKE STANDING OUT IN THE FRONT LAWN!
Luminara: What?! Did you say there's a bomb in the temple? Good heavens! RUN FOR IT!

(Before Vivana can stop them, all of the Jedi run into the streets, alleys, and stores of Coruscant.)

Vivana: WAIT! COME BACK! That's it. I give up.

(She closes the window and walks out of her room.)

Vivana: This place sure is empty.

(Vivana sees Anakin's room where the fire had taken place. She peers inside. The stove, the ceiling above the stove, and the floor around the stove are all burnt to a crisp. She walks toward the temple's main doors. Suddenly the doors fly open, and hundereds of Jedi start running in. They all head straight for the lunch room.)

Vivana: Well then. I had better go locate my master.

(She walks into the crowded lunch room.)

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Chapter Two

(Vivana grabs a lunch tray and gets in the lunch line. Vivana looks at her tray.)

Vivana: Grose!!! Do they ever wash these things?!

Random Jedi Dude Waiting in Line: *shrugs*

(Vivana steps up to where they are handing out food.)

Kit Fisto: Want a roll?
Vivana: Sure.
Aayla Secura: Here. Take it.
Vivana: Thanks, Master.

(Anakin walks up with a hair net on and a tray of meat.)

Anakin: Here's the meat!!! Cooked it myself.
Aayla: Then it's a wonder that you didn't catch the kitchen on fire.

(Anakin huffs and walks away insulted.)

Vivana: I think you hurt his feelings.
Aayla: Too bad. So sad.

(Vivana sits down at a table and is staring at her sloppy joe.)

Vivana: These things should be illegal!

(Barriss Offee runs over and sits next to Vivana.)

Barriss: Guess what! Today's Obi-Wan's birthday! They are going to have a party and they should be bringing the cake out soon!

Vivana: Just as long as he doesn't make us dance a birthday dance on the tables like last year.

Barriss: Yeah, that was pretty bad when Quinlan Vos slipped on Ahsoka's tray of mashed potatoes.

Vivana: It made Ahsoka pretty mad too, if you remember.

Barriss: How could I forget? It was pretty weird when Master Kenobi declared himself king of the kitchen, since it was his birthday, and ordered that all the chicken nuggets to be brought before him.

Vivana: Lets hope he doesn't do that again this year.

Barriss: Well, just to make sure, I'm going to go hide my food.

(Barriss walks off with her tray of food.)

(Anakin comes out with a chief's hat on instead of a hair net, He's holding a huge birthday cake.)

Everyone: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Obi-Wan. Happy birthday to you!

Anakin: Cha cha cha!

Obi-Wan: YAY! Where's my birthday dance?

Everyone: *groan*

Mace Windu: Not this year. Sorry.

Obi-Wan: In that case, bring forth all chicken nuggets!!!!!!!

Anakin: FINE!

(Anakin throws a handful of chicken nuggets at Obi-Wan.)

Barriss: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!

(Barriss then pours sweet tea on Vivana.)

Vivana: Grrr!

(The room soon becomes a battlefeild of flying food.)

Later.......

(After everyone helped clean the lunchroom, everyone headed off to bed.)

Now, as you may know, every Jedi has their own room. Ahsoka's room sits in between Quinlan Vos's room and an empty room. But tonight the room isn't empty for Anakin is sleeping in there till they can fix the damage in his room due to that fire. Another thing you should know is that the walls are rather thin, and you can hear through the walls.......

11:00 P.M.

(Ahsoka is sitting in her bed.)

Anakin through the wall on his phone: Oh, Padme! You're so cute!

Ahsoka: ....................

Quinlan Vos through the wall: Hoo hoo haa haa!! Me monkey!!!!!!!

Ahsoka: ????????????????????

Anakin through the wall on his phone: Okay, goodnight baby! I think we can meet tomarrow evening for lunch. Bye sweety!!! (Hangs up.)

Ahsoka: *sigh* Oh, I can't sleep.

(She gets up and heads for the kitchen.)

Ahsoka: Hey! The light is on!

(She goes inside.)

Ahsoka: What the?

(Obi-Wan is standing in front of the fridge with his pjs on grabbing crackers, meat, cheese, and milk.)

Ahsoka: Master Kenobi?

(He looks up.)

Obi-Wan: You never saw me!!!

(He starts to run back up the stairs.)

Ahsoka: Don't worry, Master Kenobi. I came in here to do the same thing. Is there any chocolate milk?

Obi-Wan: No, there isn't any.

(Vivana comes in with an empty chocolate milk jug.)

Obi-Wan: Hey! You drank all of the chocolate milk!

(Aayla steps inside from behind Vivana.)

Aayla: Actually, we both did.

Vivana: I love my chocolate milk!! =D

(Rex walks in with a nightgown on with a nightcap and with fuzzy slippers.)

Rex: Oh, I see I'm too late to get any of the good stuff. I'm heading back to the clone quarters.

Ahsoka: Hey! At least there's some ice cream left!!!

Rex: Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice Cream!

Aayla: MY ICE CREAM!

Vivana: Is it chocolate ice cream?

Ahsoka: Yep.

Vivana: Then give it to me!!!

Obi-Wan: Never!!! It tis mine!

Vivana: Fine. I'll get a chocolate bar instead.

Ahsoka: Chocolate bars?! =D

Obi-Wan: There's enough chocolate bars for all of us.

Ahsoka: Okay, let me give Rex his.

(She turns around and Rex is gone with the ice cream.)

Ahsoka: Hey! He took the ice cream!

Vivana: Oh well.

(She walks off with the box of chocolate bars.)

Aayla: Great! She just ran off with the chocolate bars!

Obi-Wan: And Rex took the ice cream! The nerve!

Aayla: It seems that Ahsoka has also just ran off with the cheese, meat, and milk as well.

Obi-Wan: Blast! I will get the crackers and water then.

Aayla: And I will get the cheese sticks and carrots!

(They both grab their food and head to there rooms.)

2:00 A.M.

RING! RING! RING!

(Anakin wakes up and grabs his phone.)

Anakin on the phone: Huh. Uh. Hello? Padme? What's the matter?.......You heard a noise and became scared? Padme, I can't leave. There's nothing to be scared of!....... But Ahsoka will wonder where I went!.......Don't start crying!! I'm coming. I'm coming right now. (Hang up)

(He gets dressed and heads off to Padme's apartment.)

5:00 A.M.

BOOOOOOOM! POOOOOOOW!

Ahsoka: Gha!!! What's that???!!!

(She jumps out of bed.)

(Vivana comes into her room.)

Vivana: Ahsoka! I'm scared! What's that noise!?

Ahsoka: I don't know! But it's coming from Obi-Wan's room!!!

(They burst into his room. He's watching King Kong with the volume turned way up. Kit Fisto is with him watching it as well. There are boxes of crackers sitting around.)

Ahsoka: You woke us up! Turn that down! People are trying to sleep! The whole temple's probably awake.

(Obi-Wan grabes a remote and turns it down.)

Obi-Wan: Sorry.

(They head back to their rooms.)

8:00 A.M.

(Ahsoka bursts into her Master's room.)

Ahsoka: WAKE UP, MASTER! Rise and shine!!! Hey, where is he?

Padme's apartment.......

Padme: Would you rather have waffles or panckes?

Anakin: Waffles!

Padme: Okay! I hope I don't burn them....... Like I always do..........

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Chapter Three


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Chapter Four

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Yay!!!! I love this story Leia!!!

Yay, I love these stories, they always make me laugh like crazy!

OMGOODNESS!!!!!!! That sounds SO hilarious!!!!! I can't wait for that one!!!

That sounds...interesting, Leia! I can't wait to read it, but I'm a little afraid. Just kidding! I'm sure it'll be great. I love your not-serious fanfic!

I added chapter two. Winter and myself decided to wait about the Earth chapter. We decided to do something else which will probably end up a lot more funny.

MORE funny than Yoda saving the day? Oh boy..........................

Haha, sounds like me and my sister!!! Always arguing and never making up our minds!!!!!

Lol! I love this story! I cant wait to hear more! Rex running away with the ice cream was hilarious!

Leia Organa I have a quick question! You and Winter have inspired me to write something like this! Is it ok with you when I finish it to post it? Its not like yalls. Its ok if you dont want me to I just want to ask first! God bless and may The Force be with you!

Leia Organa wrote:

Rex'sgirl wrote:

Leia Organa I have a quick question! You and Winter have inspired me to write something like this! Is it ok with you when I finish it to post it? Its not like yalls. Its ok if you dont want me to I just want to ask first! God bless and may The Force be with you!

If it's not exactly like ours then certainly! I'll look forward to reading it.

-Leia <3

Thanks!!

Yay I can't wait to read them!!

YAY! LOL! I'm so excited! It's hilarious!

Yay! I can't wait! I really missed reading new chapters!

Obi-Wan: "And Rex took the ice cream! The nerve!"

Oh, my gosh, that was so funny! Well done!

I miss reading new chapters too!!!

Thanks! Chapter five is almost done! I think..... Who knows. We keep changing things in it. XD