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Count Dooku
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|  Subject: Favorite Sith Jokes  Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:20 am | |
| Jokes are a form of poetry in a lesser form. Here, we can share our favorite Sith and Anti-Jedi jokes!
Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
A: Someone laughing at a Sith Lord!
Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
Q: Who tries to be a Jedi?
A: Obi-Wannabe
Q: Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
Q: Why didn't Luke Skywalker cross the road?
A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A: The appetizer.
Aren't they hilarious???!! One should be our official motto to put on the banner. | |
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Supreme Emperor Palpatine
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:51 am | |
| I applaud your efforts in hilarity, Dooku, though if I were you, I'd stick to the poetry. | |
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AwSuMSaWCe_MaUL
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:52 am | |
| q: WhAt DiD thE gIRlsCouT SAy To MEe whEn i FinaLLY maDe THEm sUBmit?!!
a: YES! | |
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allishmalli
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:40 pm | |
| Apparently the duel on Naboo really affected Darth Maul... He's only half the man he used to be!!!  | |
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Duchess Satine Kenobi
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:35 pm | |
| HAHAHA I LOVE IT ALLISHMALLI! XD
My other very favorite, which has been said before over and over but must be repeated: There's a sale at the Maul, everything's HALF off XD | |
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AwSuMSaWCe_MaUL
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:36 pm | |
| i'M ofFeNdDDedd.  | |
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allishmalli
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:20 pm | |
| Hey, I heard that you get very emotional, Maul. You must have a split personality!!!
Hey, you wanted Sith Jokes... Now you got them! | |
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Bluesaber3
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:22 pm | |
| Yeah!! He's completely torn. XDDDDD | |
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allishmalli
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:23 pm | |
| Look at him, he doesn't have a leg to stand on! | |
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AwSuMSaWCe_MaUL
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:37 pm | |
| YoO gUyz ArE AlL DeAd!!! fUNiNEsT jOK eVuR | |
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Count Dooku
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite Sith Jokes Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:47 pm | |
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