HoW I BeCaMe A SiTh

HErE iz WeR YoO Can TAk aBut HoWE yOo becM a SITH.

I've heard rumors going around about how I became a Sith. Let me put those to rest. The sole reason I left the Jedi to join the Sith was the dress code. The Jedi are sooo restrictive of what colors you can wear, and they wouldn't let me wear the long purple wig I wanted. So I left the Jedi and joined the Sith, and have been looking fabulous ever since.

So, how did you become a Sith? A guy in the Apple store told me about you guys and I decided to join since you weren't too mainstream.

I have decided to give you a Grammar Lesson.

1. Nothing is capitalized except the first letters of every sentence and names.

2. The red line underneath your words mean they're wrong. Right click on them and it will give you a whole list of words that you are trying to spell!

3. Also, the internet will teach you to spell ANY word EVER. in ANY LANGUAGE. EVER.

4. If you get Apple products, they'll spell check for you!

5. If you can write the story of how you became a sith AND follow those rules, I'll give you a Thin Mint.

(ThIS GoEs beFUR dOOKieZ lAM cOMMEnt)

I wUZ aN OrPhAN brEaDFish, bUt THan I Wuz TurneD inTo a... whUtEvaR i Am, and sOlD cUPcAkeS tO cAtS, bUT tHAT gOT bOrINg, sO i GReWeD uP aND wUz AcCEptEd As LOVELY DEER OLD PALPY's uhPrEntIse. Tha END!

I...ate a cracker. And a chocolate cupcake.

DOWN WITH THE SITH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *runs into a tree*

Count Dooku wrote:

3. Also, the internet will teach you to spell ANY word EVER. in ANY LANGUAGE. EVER.

BlimeyCow fan?

I ate a dark side cookie. So I was a sith for a while, but then I took an arrow to the knee.