Things Star Wars Characters Would Never Say

This is something fun I saw on TFN Forums. Here are some examples to get started...they're hilarious! (If they look familiar, I used to post them on my blog)

Luke: Why the heck did I ever leave Tatooine. I love it there!

Leia: I can't stay for this late meeting; my family is expecting me for dinner.

NJO Jacen: I say we go annilate anybody who stands in my way! *Luke and Cilgal agrees while Kyp disagrees*

Leia: I can't stay for this late meeting; my family is expecting me for dinner.

Fey'lya: Power, why in space would I want that?

Tenel Ka: Fiction.

Mara: I hate guns. I'm a pacifist.

Any Tatooine pilot: No way am I going to fly a ship through a small trench and shoot at a thing the size of a womp rat.

Rogue Squadron: That's impossible! We can't do that!


Tsavong Lah: Who stole my iPod?


Nute Gunray: Someone get me a blaster, I'm going to kill Senator Amidala myself.


Vergere: There is a dark side and a light side. Follow the light, moron.


Vader: You know, the whole black armor/cape thing is overrated. I'd be much more menacing in a cooler color, like say, lime green.

Anakin: Pfft. Forget this Jedi stuff - I think I'll go become a moisture farmer


Luke: "Hmm, maybe I should just let the rebels be destroyed. It's time I pursued my career as a singer!"

LOL!!!! I especially loved the last three!!! XDD

Rogue Squadron: That's impossible! We can't do that! <------ Best one right there. XD

Yoda: Play the new Legend of Korra today, why did they not?

That is all.

^DITTO AND *FISTPUMP*^

Obi-Wan: WHEEE!!! I LOVE flying! Hey Anakin, we should go podracing together! Come on, don't be a chicken, it'll be so much FUN!!!

Anakin: No Padme, I can't marry you are be with you; I am a Jedi and it's against the rules.

Obi-Wan: Oh forget caution! Let's ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Qui-Gon: Focus on the future young Obi-Wan; be mindful of the Unifying Force.

Obi-Wan: Red is definitely my color, Ventress. Of course I'm not giving you this lightsaber back.

Siri: You know, I quite like this dress. Obi-Wan, will you go shopping with me so we can get me some more of these beautiful gowns?

Obi-Wan: No Qui-Gon, I'm not going to train Anakin

Qui-Gon: I don't like you anymore, Obi-Wan. You're too annoying and stuck up; that's why I'm training this boy from Tatooine, he's loads better than you

Anakin: I think I have to go to the bathroom, Obi-Wan. Can we stop this duel for a time out, please?

SiriKenobi-ShenaTokala wrote:

Obi-Wan: WHEEE!!! I LOVE flying! Hey Anakin, we should go podracing together! Come on, don't be a chicken, it'll be so much FUN!!!

Anakin: No Padme, I can't marry you are be with you; I am a Jedi and it's against the rules.

Obi-Wan: Oh forget caution! Let's ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Qui-Gon: Focus on the future young Obi-Wan; be mindful of the Unifying Force.

Obi-Wan: Red is definitely my color, Ventress. Of course I'm not giving you this lightsaber back.

Siri: You know, I quite like this dress. Obi-Wan, will you go shopping with me so we can get me some more of these beautiful gowns?

Obi-Wan: No Qui-Gon, I'm not going to train Anakin

Qui-Gon: I don't like you anymore, Obi-Wan. You're too annoying and stuck up; that's why I'm training this boy from Tatooine, he's loads better than you

Anakin: I think I have to go to the bathroom, Obi-Wan. Can we stop this duel for a time out, please?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! xDDD Those are all really funny!

Rachel-is-a-Jedi wrote:

SiriKenobi-ShenaTokala wrote:

Obi-Wan: WHEEE!!! I LOVE flying! Hey Anakin, we should go podracing together! Come on, don't be a chicken, it'll be so much FUN!!!

Anakin: No Padme, I can't marry you are be with you; I am a Jedi and it's against the rules.

Obi-Wan: Oh forget caution! Let's ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Qui-Gon: Focus on the future young Obi-Wan; be mindful of the Unifying Force.

Obi-Wan: Red is definitely my color, Ventress. Of course I'm not giving you this lightsaber back.

Siri: You know, I quite like this dress. Obi-Wan, will you go shopping with me so we can get me some more of these beautiful gowns?

Obi-Wan: No Qui-Gon, I'm not going to train Anakin

Qui-Gon: I don't like you anymore, Obi-Wan. You're too annoying and stuck up; that's why I'm training this boy from Tatooine, he's loads better than you

Anakin: I think I have to go to the bathroom, Obi-Wan. Can we stop this duel for a time out, please?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! xDDD Those are all really funny!

Thanks Rachel!

ROFL Shena!

And I now know that they didn't premiere a new LOK episode in honor of Memorial Day... ahem.

Pinksaber13 wrote:

ROFL Shena!

And I now know that they didn't premiere a new LOK episode in honor of Memorial Day... ahem.

Thanks Pink!

Ah, that makes sense.

Maul: "I forgive you for cutting off my legs, Obi-Wan, it's no big deal."

C3PO: "Hey R2, let's go help the clones battle General Grevious"

LOL, good ones, DSK!

Thanks!

DuchessSatineKenobi wrote:

Thanks!

You're welcome

XD some more from my stash(didn't make these up, sadly)


Palpatine: "Can't we all just get along?"

Leia: "I need a vacation. I don't care about the state of the galaxy right now."

Kyp: Luke, Jacen, I've been thinking, and I've decided that you two were really right all along.

Obi-Wan: This time I'm going to defeat all of the droids myself without getting saved by Anakin or anyone else.

Han: You're right, Leia, the Falcon's a piece of junk. I'm trading her in for a Sorosuub luxury yacht.

Anyone: I have a good feeling about this.

Obi-Wan: I've decided to trade in my lightsaber for a blaster.

Padme: You know what, I'm going to sit back and watch the Trade Federation take over Naboo.

Anakin: I hate building things.

Ahsoka (Seasons 1 and 2): You're right, Master, let's do things your way.

Yoda: Try my best, I will.

Han Solo: You know, I think that 3PO is really starting to grow on me!

Ok, this is a conversation:

Palpatine: It seems in your anger, you killed her.
Darth Vader: YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

Anakin: I love sand!

allishmalli wrote:

Ok, this is a conversation:

Palpatine: It seems in your anger, you killed her.
Darth Vader: YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

Okay, I cracked up.

Darth Tromeros wrote:

allishmalli wrote:

Ok, this is a conversation:

Palpatine: It seems in your anger, you killed her.
Darth Vader: YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

Okay, I cracked up.

me too lol

lol i love reading all of these great ones girls

Jaina: I'm so happy! Doe a deer, a female deer! Ray, a drop of golden sun! Me! A name, I call myself, fa a long long way to run.........

Tenel Ka: I don't want to play outside! It's so dirty!

Jacen: At last I have unlimited power! *pause* GOTCHA! Me, a Sith Lord?! The whole thing, the war, all the deaths-all pretend. You should've seen the look on all your faces! C'mon out, Mara!

Han: Threepio, tell me the odds.

Tsavongh Lah: I'm just going to call it Coruscant, the other name is too hard to pronounce.(Yuuzhan'tar FTW!!!!)



(not mine)

Ahsoka: Hello, my name is Snips and if you don't call me that you'll regret it.

Ahsoka: Ah, forget the Jedi, I'm going to marry Lux and just ignore the war

Obi-Wan: I'm going to follow Anakin to Naboo and secretly watch his wedding, hehehehehehe

Palpatine: I think I'm going to quit my job as a Sith Lord and become a pop star!

Jedi Council: No, we will not protect the Republic from the Separatists, sorry