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Dear Kal'buir,

Why is your armor Sand Gold? is there any specific reason for you to get Vengeance? Also, why do you and Vau have BAD BLOOD? Do you REALLY hate the Jedi?

Atina,

Sand Gold: it's the rage nowadays. All the best armors are Sand Gold, you know. I want it, I can not get more specific than that. Because, it's in our genes, I guess, don't ask me, I'm no scientist!!!! *ahem* Yes, I hate the Jedi. Really. I think.
~Kal'buir

Dear Leia,
Were you scared when you were chasing the scout troopers on the speeder bikes in Endor with Luke? Were the bikes easy to steer?

~Kayla

Dear Kayla,

I was concerned, but I didn't have much time to think about how scary it might have been. My whole concentration was focused on steering those bikes and taking out the troopers. They weren't the smoothest rides, but we adapted quickly and, as you know, were able to dodge the trees that popped up everywhere. Sometimes it almost seemed I knew which way to turn before I saw an obstacle. I didn't think about it at the time, but now I suppose the Force was guiding Luke, and maybe helped me out a bit too.

-Leia

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Dear Bail Organa,

What are some of your favorite memories of raising Leia? Was it difficult to keep the truth of her birth parents from her?

~Arda

Arda,
Definintely my favorite memories were our times together in the senate when I was training her. One time she brought her blaster and accidentily injured three senators after they opposed a bill she'd proposed. It was an accident though of course, but after that, she was upset they posted a NO BLASTERS ALOWED IN SENATE sign on the entrance door.

Leia was a very intelegent girl growing up, but keeping the secret from her was not difficult because she was always so busy with things or helping me in the senate. Her mind was no where near thinking about her birth, and she had no reason to think about it.

~Bail Organa's Ghost

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Dear Luke,
Do you think Mara is cannon? Say no.

~Kayla

Dear Kayla,

Here, we have ion cannons, proton cannons, sonic cannons, assault cannons, blaster cannons, but no Mara cannons yet. She doesn't really use cannons, just her lightsaber and the force, so there's no reason for them to name a cannon after her. Since we're famous, we have had people name random things after us. Like "Luke Socks", "Luke Chocolate Milk", and "Luke Hot Dogs".

People are strange.

Hope this helps!
-Luke

ROFL! *hugs Amar* That was hilarious!!! No one could of answered it better!!!! XDDD I love it!!! XD

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want a cannon named after me!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

lol amar epic answer and aww lol bluey

Dear anakin,
padme wanted me to ask you about the pink dress she found in your drawer? why do you have a pink dress? where is it from? why are you keeping it? she wants answers and i am curious lol
your curious padawan
ahsoka

THAT WAS HILARIOUS, AMAR. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

Maybe one day you will...*thinks of inserting a Blue3 cannon into a fanfiction*

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Ahsoka-

Curiosity killed the gundark.

Ummmm...Padmé wasn't supposed to see that. It's her birthday present. I made it over the course of several long boring hyperspace trips.

-Anakin

Dear Sith Lords,

I was wondering if you ever have Dark Side conventions, and if so can I get an invite?

Sincerely,
A Jedi Knight

Jedi Knight,
Only if you pledge yourself to the far superior dark side. Otherwise your life is forfeit.
the Sith Emperor

Dear Duchess Satine,
What is the quickest way to get to Mandalore, from Earth?

~Kayla

Dear Kayla,

I would recommend traveling at lightspeed at there coronets - 15638478354.
That should get you there in about 5 years(since you are going from one galaxy to another)
See you when you arrive
Duchess Satine

Dear Callista (a.k.a.) Body Snatcher,

Why did you ever dump Luke?

Sincerely,

Mara Jade Skywalker

Dear, Mara Jade (A.K.A) Imp!!!

Because I could no longer be a Jedi and he deserved a JEDI not a barbie doll killer.

Best,

Callista



Dear, Jacen

Why do you always think the worst of Anakin?

~ Mara

Dearest Aunt Mara,

I think the worst of my brother because I am superior in my Force philosophy than his silly Jedi views.

Sincerely,
Your Murderer, Darth Caedus

Dear C-3PO,

Do you know who you're thanking when you say ' Thank the Maker'?

Sincerely,
R2-D2

Dear R2-D2,

I don't recall his name, but for some reason I think he had a rather high sqeaky voice. And red hair! I definintely remember he had red hair. I know he would be pleased to know my memory is in such good working order!!!

-C-3PO

Dear Lando,

Give me my vest back, you pirate!!!

~Han

Han, Old Buddy!

You know I would give your vest back, but um... you still owe me from that time I saved your sorry butt a couple of weeks ago. So... no. Plus, I look *good* in it.

-The Devilishly Handsome Lando Calrissian

Dear Jabba,
How's your son doing? We haven't heard from him in a while?

-Ahsoka and Anakin

Anakin sdjfklkj {and} Ahsoka-

Mysdneskj asdfkjwiue cnskdfwir znm woiefnas sdfkjwoi. {My little punkin is doing wonderfully.} Eudiofajsk dkfajwoein asdfwuehf koiukdj Hutt jowieicjnsk ruend soiuef dniux. {He is learning the ways of the Hutts.} Naroisdkf ndfoiwnd cbuein sbwoiuej zkdjfoawi dshfkjashfiuwyfc ashdfjwiurb iwuof skdfjoiu noiqwnslkjf. {Now I leave to teach him the fine arts of taking ruthless advantage of people, something I only trust myself to teach him.}

- kjfw mcoien sdfwdhfuiw {the great and mighty} Jabba

LOL! Oh how cool!!!! XD

Hey Leia, what's your favorite thing to drink??? ~Kayla

Dear Kayla-

Actually, I really like water. It is very simple, nutritious, and doesn't give bad breath (which is a concern when you're a politician).

-Leia Organa Solo

Dear Corran,

I was wondering how it feels to have no ability in telekinesis?

Your fellow Jedi,

Master Kyp Durron

Dear Master Durron,

............................

You really like to live on the edge, don't you?

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As a serious question, I have come to terms with this unique facet of my persona as a Jedi as you well know. It has taught me serious lessons of patience and coming to terms with myself, and made me the man I am today. It has been harder to watch my son struggle with the same issue, and I am glad that I experienced the same things because I can help him deal with it better.

A quote from one of my books: “Sure. I can’t move a rock with my mind, but, boy, can I make that rock think it’s been moved.”

In all, I feel both Valin and I have greatly made up for our lack of telekinesis in other areas of the Force. And I much prefer it to being a gung-ho space pirate that kills anything that moves.

Sincerely,
Master Corran Horn


Dear Han,

Has Leia ever done anything embarrassing, and if so could you fill us in?

-Curious TLF Girls

Amaranthine wrote:

Dear Master Durron,

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You really like to live on the edge, don't you?

...........

As a serious question, I have come to terms with this unique facet of my persona as a Jedi as you well know. It has taught me serious lessons of patience and coming to terms with myself, and made me the man I am today. It has been harder to watch my son struggle with the same issue, and I am glad that I experienced the same things because I can help him deal with it better.

A quote from one of my books: “Sure. I can’t move a rock with my mind, but, boy, can I make that rock think it’s been moved.”

In all, I feel both Valin and I have greatly made up for our lack of telekinesis in other areas of the Force. And I much prefer it to being a gung-ho space pirate that kills anything that moves.

Sincerely,
Master Corran Horn

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!! Absolutely awesome.

Dear TLF girls-

Actually, Leia has done some quite embaralgksd;p

I'm sorry. I would erase that if I could but my computer apparently has some smuggler feature that makes it impossible to backspace. Must be handy. Anyway, my wonderful wife Leia is always confident and poised and never does anything embarrassing.

-Han


---in a brief message sent shortly afterward---

Leia took over my screen, but as I was saying, she has done plenty of embarrassing things! Have I ever told you abotuakv the time that Leia single-handedly ended the Third Sector conflict with grace and poise, and never an embarrassing action.

-Han