Funny stories?

Harry Potter is very useful in real life too. There was this HUGE spider on my bedroom wall, and I was so freaked so I grabbed the nearest thing(which happened to be a copy of Order of the Phoenix and chucked it at the wall as HARD as I could. I still have the smushed spider on my wall XD

LOL!!! Ron wouldn't have been happy.

"Follow the spiders! Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?" XD

AHAH! Butterflies are much nicer though.
Recently I was face timing with Chibi and I went to get cookies in my kitchen. So I placed my phone on the counter and I saw a lizard on the ceiling. I'm notorious for doing really crazy and well not-so-bright things. I grabbed this matched shaped lighter and tried jumping and getting it off the ceiling. It continued to scurry onto the top of the cabinets. I pulled up a chair, stood on it, and began to whack around with the lighted trying to find the lizard. Then I asked Chibi for help (while she's laughing hysterically.) So I put my phone on top of the cabinets so she could tell me if she saw it or not. (Mind you I almost fell off a couple of times!) I gave up and finally got my cookies!

OH MY FREAKING FORCE. I just laughed SO hard itsAJedithing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD That was SOOOOOOOO hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I can SO see Chibi sitting there laughing hysterically. XDDDD Wow. Yay for cookies though! LOL!!!!!!!!!! XD

YES COOKIES!!!! Her grandma came in though and was like what is she doing? And Chibi had to explain it. It was one of those "I should have never asked moments."

AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Grandma. XDDDDDDD She musta been so confused. XDDDDD LOL!!!!!!

THAT'S SO FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Haha!!!! ATTACK OF THE COOKIE LIZARD!!!!

That's a great story, itsAJedithing!!!

Okay the funniest things JUST happened but I don't think I can adequately relate it to you so I will just walk you through it... I am blue, mom is black.

"Alyna! Come kill this spider!!" (From all the way across the house): "WHAT!?? No way!" "Yes! Come!" "Why do I have to do it?!" "Because I don't want to and your brother won't go near it!" "AWW!! Fiiine..." *Goes onto patio and looks at spider* "MOOOOM!!! THIS IS A BLACK WIDOW!!!! GAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!" "All the more reason to kill it!" *Whimpers* "Okay..." *Goes and gets stick. Stabs evil spider* "Die!" *Evil spider falls on ground and tries to crawl away* "Gah!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!" *Hits spider on every word* "HAH!!" *Stands up proudly as smushed spider cowers at feet* "It's DEAD!!"
"Good, now go around and kill all the other spiders in the corners." "WHHHAAATT!! I BARELY ESCAPED FROM THIS ONE WITH MY LIFE!!" "Just use the spray!" "There's spray?......"
And this is why you should stay away from spiders. They multiply.

AHAHA!!!!! LOL!!!! DIE SPIDER seems to be getting around. XD

Haha, it's a classic line. It comes out without you thinking about it!! Plus, squishing spiders is much more satisfying when you yell it.

Haha I agree Alyna! I wouldnt have shouted it unless it was more satisfying even though my co-worker probably now thinks I belong in a mental asylum!

Oh no no no. lol If they were to go kill a spider, they would totally do the same thing. I'm convinced that spiders don't really die unless you tell them to. haha, okay maybe not but in my own little world, they don't. lol

LOLOLOLOL!!

I want to go find a spider and shout at it!! XDDDD

Haha!! Well at least Im not the only one who shouts DIE SPIDER when beating a spider! Lol!

Yeah!

I got a funny story! We ate at Texas Roadhouse for supper and they played the song American Pie. Being the crazed fangirls we are, me and my mom broke out into song in the middle of supper singing the lyrics to Weird Al's parody The Saga Begins! Just imagine us in the middle of the resturant, people starring, and singing "Qui-Gon said now listen here, just stick it in your pointy ear. I still, we teach this boy!" XD

Also, when we where at Wal-Mart, they were playing commercials for the blu-ray release of Star Wars! A scene from ROTS came on and jumped up and down practically screaming "MOM! Look, its Anakin and Obi-Wan on the TV!"

LOL That's hilarious!!!!!!!!! I've never even heard the original of that song, just the parody!! XDDDDDDDDDD

LOL!

Yesteday, we went on a suspension bridge over a huge river. I'm terrified of heights, so I couldn't look down and I walked as slow as I could, because I was scared the bridge was going to fall. (Sounds stupid, now that I look back at it, but whatever...) Then I saw a HUGE brown spider spinning a web on the railing by my hand and I freaked out. I screamed, and then, fear of heights forgotten, I ran across the bridge at top speed. My brother was laughing soo hard!

LOL! I love that song EEK spider! Hate those!

I love that song. Tara I did the same thing once, only in the Bed Bath and Bodyworks place. XDDD I was screaming the lyrics practically. XDD

Haha Tara that's hilarious!! I have never heard the song nor the parody!

Lol! SWA sorry but that is really funny!!

Haha that's awesome!! Never heard the parody, but I love that song! lol

LOL SWA!!!! XD