Funny stories?

Exactly! I totally thought of you when i saw the spider! I was thinking: "REX'SGIRL USED A DUST PAN. I DON'T HAVE A DUST PAN!! AAAHHH!!"

Lol! I would start start showering and sleeping with a dust pan!!

I actually saw a spider on my wall the other day and didn't kill it. Oh, and I saved a daddy long legs

I will never save spiders I squish and or beat to death! Lol!

"DIE SPIDER!!"

Yeah, I can tell.

I like daddy long legs because they're cute

I used to be afraid that there were black widow spiders in my bed

We don't even HAVE deadly huge spiders here- but I'm still scared of the ones we have!

Starwarsartist wrote:

"DIE SPIDER!!"

Yeah, I can tell.

Hehe! It was in a dog pen with the wrong person!!!

Spiders are like my WORST FEAR EVERR. I just get paralyzed when I see one less than four feet away from me. I usually beat them to death with my shoe, then squish them with a paper towel and flush them down the toilet.

I have 2 funny stories...


A few days ago my mom got her weekly Disney newsletter email. One of the topics discussed was the Food and Wine Festival. There were facts about the second festival in 1997 and what kind of food they had. Then they said that the ticket prices for EPCOT back then were like $30!!!! When my mom read that to me, she looked at me and said, "CBC (ok, she did say my real name but let's pretend she didn't)!!!! How could they raise prices like that.....it's only been 4 years!!!!" As anyone would, I looked at her with a dumbfounded expression and said, "Mom. It's 2011, not 2001." Then she goes, "OH MY GOSH!! OH MY GOSH!! OH MY GOSH!! I feel like I've missed out on a whole decade now!!!"



Ok, my mom and dad went out for a "date night" a few days ago and they left us $20 so my brother and I could get pizza for dinner. When we get pizza, we usually order it online at the Pizza Hut website. As usual, they ask for your name, telephone number, and email address. My bro and I have always casually joked about typing in a character name to see what would happen. Well, this time, my bro actually did it!!!!!!! LOL!!!! He typed in "Han Solo" and his cell phone number (not our home number like we usually do). When he went to pick up the pizza, the cashier called him up and said "Mr. Solo, your order is ready." BA HA HA!!!!! Isn't that hilarious?!

ROFL!!! That is really funny!! "I feel like I missed out on a whole decade!" LOL!!

Those are EXTREMELY funny!!!

Yesterday, when my family and I were going up to Murray State University, we drove for a little bit down "New Hope Rd." I wanted to say something, but I thought I'd just keep it to myself.

There was a spider in a web over the power outlet in the chair next to me, and I wanted to plug my laptop charger in. So I got a fly swatter and found myself yelling "DIE SPIDER!" Picked the wrong girl to mess with he did.

Haha!!! Looks like my DIE SPIDER is getting around!! Lol!

You know, Carrie Underwood was smart in keeping her maiden name as her stage name. Otherwise, there'd be two famous Carrie Fishers!

LOL Those are all really funny!!

I annoyed one of my best friends by clicking a pen today!! Yeah, I know, not overly hilarious xD

Cad Bane's chick wrote:

I have 2 funny stories...


A few days ago my mom got her weekly Disney newsletter email. One of the topics discussed was the Food and Wine Festival. There were facts about the second festival in 1997 and what kind of food they had. Then they said that the ticket prices for EPCOT back then were like $30!!!! When my mom read that to me, she looked at me and said, "CBC (ok, she did say my real name but let's pretend she didn't)!!!! How could they raise prices like that.....it's only been 4 years!!!!" As anyone would, I looked at her with a dumbfounded expression and said, "Mom. It's 2011, not 2001." Then she goes, "OH MY GOSH!! OH MY GOSH!! OH MY GOSH!! I feel like I've missed out on a whole decade now!!!"



Ok, my mom and dad went out for a "date night" a few days ago and they left us $20 so my brother and I could get pizza for dinner. When we get pizza, we usually order it online at the Pizza Hut website. As usual, they ask for your name, telephone number, and email address. My bro and I have always casually joked about typing in a character name to see what would happen. Well, this time, my bro actually did it!!!!!!! LOL!!!! He typed in "Han Solo" and his cell phone number (not our home number like we usually do). When he went to pick up the pizza, the cashier called him up and said "Mr. Solo, your order is ready." BA HA HA!!!!! Isn't that hilarious?!

LOL!!!!

My mom asked once if anyone ever went by any character names and the guy said that one time he had someone go by "Captain Underpants" XDD

LOLOL!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have yet another funny story!!

Yesterday my brother and I were hanging out with my Nan (grandma). My brother was showing her a bunch of funny/cool videos on YouTube. One of them was an act that was on China's Got Talent. When the video started, the host starts talking in Chinese (obviously) about the act that was getting ready. At just that moment, the video paused to load. While it continued loading, my brother read the description below the video, telling you what the video is about. When he was reading, my Nan looked at him and said, "YOU CAN READ CHINESE?!"

I was laughing SO hard!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!! that's funny!!!!

LOL!!!!