Funny stories?

Padme's Japor Snippet wrote:

I know more Spanish then her; I know Aloha, AND auvederzane, AND sianora. So THERE. XDXDXDXD

Auf Wiedersehen. Sorry, I take German, wouldn't want you to insult anyone. Just kidding tough, I'm still a padawan in German. But seriously, I learned there's a formal and informal way to greet people, and if you say one out of place, you've apparently been EXTREMELY rude. Like I would know that off hand; who would?!

xD

Heh heh, that seems like it's just ASKING for trouble. XD

Ich leiber dich!!!!!!!!

That's German for......JKG can you figure that one out? It was the first phrase I learned.

I was 95% sure what it meant, and I looked it up. I was right!

Ich leiber dich auch!

So.....what does it mean?? haha

Teehee.....I've always been natural at learning languages; I think it's one of my spiritual gifts...I love languages. XD

Mom says that phrase means "I love you also"

Yup. And the phrase before it was "I Love You".

Tara: *hugs* :DDDDD You got it! LOL!!

Awww I love it!

Haha, so I had an assignment for my English class to write a short story about a specific thing, and I just got is back today. (I got an A! Yay!) Anyways, my professor wrote a little note on it that said he was really impressed and asked if I had ever considered a future as a writer! heh heh, I laughed when I saw it. I was like, Noooooo, not at aaaaall! haha!

Haha, I figured I spelled that wrong.

Jedi~Chick wrote:

Tara: *hugs* :DDDDD You got it! LOL!!

Heehee, of course I did! *hugs*

Ok, so this is how bedtime just went down:German style.

Dad: Go to bed jetzt. (Now.)

Me: Funf (five) more minutes?

Dad: Nine. (No.)

Me: Vier more minutes? (four)

Dad: Nine! (still no.)

Me: Drei? (three?)

Dad: Guten Nacht! (really no.)

........

Me: Eine more minute? (one?)

Dad:

Me:

Aaannnddd....it took me 6 minutes to write this....Guten Nacht Lakehouse!

BA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tara that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! When I learn more German that will probably be going down like that in my house.

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I wish I could learn German!!! I know a little.

Gib uns heute unser taglich brot. I think I spelled that right.

My friend is teaching me and some of our other friends Viking runes

My brother was trying to insult me said " you brainless brain! Um... Brainless....um..."
I was just starring at him like he was crazy. I mean, come on, how are you sposto react to someone calling you a brainless brain!

One time in an argument, my brother said to me "Well, you're not real!!!"

Worst. Comeback. Ever.

LOL!!!

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CBC: BA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD


My sister has the worst comebacks. I'll do something to annoy her, like poke her in the shoulder or something, and she'll 'try' to hit me back, but can't because she doesn't want to hurt me. XDD
Me: You can't do ittttt
Her: .....*angry face* .......*defeated face* I know. :(

XDDDD My dad is hilarious though, he and my mom think they're Han and Leia, and my dad does a frighteningly realistic Taun-Taun impression. XDD I don't think I've laughed so hard in a long time.


OHH!!! I just thought of another funny story.
My phone rang while my dad and I were on the way home from the grocery store. I answered it (I saw it was my house, thank you caller ID) and said "Hola" instead of "Hello" since I knew it was my sister.
She was silent for a minute and I said with a fake accent, "Hello?"
She was like, "Umm.....Fallon (my real name there)...."
Me: "Como Estas?"
Her: "Uhhh....Did I dial the wrong number again???"
Me: "Que?"
Her: "Oh! You're messing with me!!!!
Me: Uh, yeah, I'm messing with you. We'll be home in ten minutes, stop wasting my phone minutes.
Her: Oh, okay! Byeiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *sigh*

LOL Jedi-Chick I have to remember that my bro hates it when I try to speak Spanish!

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Yesterday at youth group when youth group was over, I was waiting for my dad and hanging out with my best friend by the water fountain. She kept pressing the button on the water fountain really quickly and trying to catch the water in her mouth and she said it was fun and told me to try it. So i did, and I got water splashed all over my arm, so I dragged my wet hand across her arm. XD Then she started chasing me and she chased me for a few minutes in circles (not little circles, there's this place where if you do it a certain way it's kinda like a circle) Eventually I ran into the bathroom and she finally caught me but by that time her hand wasn't even wet anymore so she couldn't get me wet. Of course that didn't stop her and she turned on the faucet and got me wet anyway XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Just a minute or so after, my dad called and said he was here, so I go to the car and I'm all out of breath and he's like "Why are you out of breath?" and I was like "I was running." and he was like "Why?" and I was like "...Miami (insert her real name there) was chasing me." Luckily for me he didn't question any further. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Lol!

Okay, so the funniest thing happened when we were trick-or-treating tonight.

Chibi and Nutmeg (my sister and cousin) went into the infamous "Haunted House". When they were in there, some random kid/guy who worked at the haunted house came over to me and my mom (who DIDN'T GO NEAR THAT HAUNTED HOUSE) and was wearing an all black outfit and mask, so you couldn't see his face. XD He stood SUPER close to me, like RIGHT ON TOP OF MY FACE and i was just like "Oh....Hai....." XDD Then, Chibi came over, and was talking to me, and then got annoyed by the kid, so she pulled off his mask, ruining the illusion as he stood in my face. XDDDD He walked away in shame....poor kid.....XDD We all laughed SOOOOO HARD. XDDD She was like, "YOU HAVE BEEN UNMASKED BY THE LEGENDARY EMBER SPARKSTONE!!!!!" LOL!!!

Hahahaha!!!!! That's really funny!!!


While we were Trick-Or-Treating, there was this house that had what looked like a "dead guy" on the porch. He wasn't dead, he was going to scare someone. But then someone sneaked around the side of the house and hit him on the head with a stick, ruining his prank. We laughed to hard! (Until another guy leaped out and scared us. XD)

LOL!!! Our local haunted house doesn't really have anything besides guys jumping out at you... so it wasn't that thrilling My little sister (Millicent, only that's not really her name...you know, THAT little sister ) was holding my arm the whole time, and I was laughing and screaming at the same time XDD