Unfortunately-Fortunately.

lol unfourtantly the impact of the canon destroyed your small lifeboat

Fortunately, you find a friendly dolphin who takes you to an island.

~May

unfourtantly the island is occupied by not so friendly pirates

Fortunately, you find yourself a saber to defend yourself.

~May

unfourtantly they have canons and swords and you are outnumbered

Fortunately, you find a cave to hide in.

~May

unfourtantly the cave is inhabitied with kangaroo lion mice

(again?? )

Fortunately, you find a ledge to climb onto to escape their teeth.

~May

lol yes again hehe

unfourtantly the cliff cant hold your wait and you fall

Fortunately, you find your trusty pogo stick and bounce away.

~May

hey the pogo stick is magical lol it can find its way back to you awsome lol i love it

unfourtantly you are surrounded

YUUUUP!!! I think that would be something Rick Riordan would come up with!

Fortunately, you bounce so high you reach the clouds, thus escaping.

~May

lol

unfourtantly you run into an airplane

Fortunately, the pilot understands you situation and takes you to New York

~May

unfourtantly you get lost once you get there

Fortunately, you find a hotel to stay in and crash for the night.

~May

unfourtantly a fire starts at the hotel

Fortunately, you jump out the window onto another building and you're safe.

~May

unfourtantly the other building in inhabitied by a bunch of college student party goers and things are loud and getting out of hand

Fortunately, you accidentally break their boom box, their electricity, and their refrigerators, so they cannot party any more.

~May

unfourtantly they are all mad at you and your trapped with them

Fortunately, you hide in a chandelier to escape their wrath.

~May

Unfortunately, the chandelier is made of spiders. And you jump into the midst of the very angry partygoers.

Fortunately, you're able to freak them out with the spiders and escape.

~May

Unfortunately, you are still the lostest person in NYC