Unfortunately-Fortunately.

(What the-! LOL That makes me laugh!!! I love awesome nonsense!!)

Fortunately, you run down the steep cliff away from the vicious, fanged, crazy, kangaroo mice.

~May

lol me too and i couldn't think of anything lol hehe

unfourtantly the crazy fanged kangaroo mice saw you and began chasing you

Hehe!!!

Fortunately, you found a pogostick.

~May

unfourtanlty the creatures are gaining on you despite your pogo stick

Fortunately, your pogo stick has rockets on it.

~May

unfourtantly your rockets blow out and you start to fall again

Fortunately, you land in a boat.

~May

unfourtnatly the boat is surrounded by great white sharks

Fortunately, there are some people on board who have weapons to fend them off.

~May

unfourtantly one of the people accidently blow a whole in the boat and your starting to sink

Fortunately, you find a small life boat and save yourself while the others get attacked by sharks. (Yeah....very mean.)

~May

evilness very mean indeed

unfoutantly the sharks are twice as big as your lifeboat

Fortunately, you have automatic oars and row far away

~May

unfourtanlty there is no sign of land

Fortunately, you find a fishing pole and catch fish to eat.

~May

unfourtantly you have no way of cooking it

Fortunately, you've had sushi, so you think it'll be okay.

~May

unfourtantly it has poision spines on it

Fortunately, you find a knife to cut them of with.

~May

unfourtantly it cut your hand as well

Fortunately, you found a rag to use as a bandage.

~May

unfourtantly its a dirty rag

(I knew you'd say that. XD )

Fortunately, you clean it in the ocean.

~May

lol

unfourtantly you get your hand that you cut in the ocean too and the sharks are attracted to the blood

Fortunately, you have a canon on hand and blow them out of the water! muaha

~May