Unfortunately-Fortunately.

Unfortunately, a giant scorpion invades their camp and stings Ahsoka to death... :/

Fortunately, she is reincarnated and destroys the scorpion.

~May

Unfortunately, the scorpions babies get away!

(Oh noooooooooooo)

Fortunately, you find their nest and destroy them before they eat anyone.

~May

Unfortunately, a hot air ballon falls from the sky on top of you.

Fortunately, you are able to jump out of the way before it lands on you and turn the flames off.

~May

Unfortunately, you randommly get zapped into the Hunger Games, with only a bowl of milk to defend you.

Fortunately you use the milk to make friends with a group of lions

Unfortunately the lions are neon pink and give your position away.

Fortunately they are good fighters and their neon pink coats deflect weapons so you are safe.

~May

Unfortunately, a green octupus makes away with your favorite action figure.

Fortunately, it was a decoy so you still have your favorite.

~May

Unfortunately, Loki decides to turn your second favorite action figure into a gorilla. A teeny tiny havoc-wrecking gorilla.

Fortunately, you give it some Krispy Kreme donuts and it calms down. Then you go to find Loki and give him a piece of your mind.

~May

Unfortunately, Loki uses his magic powers and steals the rest of your mind, turning you into a mindless-zombie that works for Loki.

Fortunately, Tabbs comes and tranquilizes Loki and sticks him in an iron cage over lava and throws the key into the lava. YOU NOW HAVE ALL OF YOUR MIND BACK! Then, you decide to take a trip to Paris. Now you're flying over the Eiffel Tower...

Unfortunately, you crash into the Eiffel tower and knock it over. Then the Paris police are after you.

~May

Fortunately, you build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Nevada and paint it lime green. Somehow the police are pacified by this strange act.

(LOL that is odd. )

Unfortunately, the paint peels off and the police get mad again.

~May

Fortunately, S.H.I.E.L.D. has your back and gets the police off your case.

Unfortunately, it's Nick Fury's birthday and you don't have money for a present!!!

Fortunately, Tony is in a giving mood and gives you art supplies to paint Fury a picture.

Unfortunately, the arts supplies were just water and it was a joke played on you by Tony, and Nick Fury gets angry with you.

~May

Fortunately, you have enough evidence to prove it was Tony's fault.

Unfortunately, the Hulk at the evidence before you could show it when he got hungry and thought it was part of the buffet.

~May