I think this is one of the best stories I have done! This was my fanfiction entery for the newsletter! Hope yall like it!
Anakin's Itch!
"ITCH!!!!!" Anakin Skywalker Jedi Knight sat up in bed trying to reach a itch he couldnt scratch.
"ITCH ITCH ITCH ITCH!!!!," Anakin cried out while running in circles on the floor trying to scratch the irritating itch. Anakin ran to his closet and started rummaging through all of his things trying to find something to itch the itch of the century. He found a rubber duck, a short stick that wouldnt reach, a wool sock that Ahsoka knitted him(he never wears it because its itchy), a skyscraper, a private jet, a Master Yoda (who swatted him with a flyswat for inturrupting his beauty sleep), some dental floss, a wild tiger, a tree(that wouldnt itch the itch either), and finally a brisly cactus.
"PERFECT," Anakin rubs his back up and down the cactus which just gives him the spiny things stuck in his back. "OUCH!!!!! AHSOKA HELP!!!!" Anakin runs to Ahsoka's room.
"Ugh Ani what is it," Ahsoka groans drowzly.
"Dont call me Ani! Well I have this itch so I tried to scratch it but I couldnt reach it so I looked in my closet and found a cactus and itched my back with it now I have spiny things in my back." Anakin shows his cactus spined back.
"Ok lay down on the couch I will get the tweezers," Ahsoka runs to the bathroom and grabs a pair of sterilized tweezers. Ahsoka walked out of the bathroom and sat on the floor beside Anakin. "Ok Skyguy this is going to sting some."
"OW!!!"
"I told you! That was just one out of a billion."
"A BILLION," Anakin screeched.
Ahsoka pulled another spike out! After a hour of pulling and plucking; all the prickly spines were off of Anakins' back. "Thank you Ahsoka," Anakin breathed a sigh of relief, "OH NO THE ITCH IS BACK!! ITS LIKE ATTACK OF THE ITCH!!! THE ITCH IS CLONING ITSELF!!!!" Anakin falls on the floor and rubs his back on the floor.
"Uh good luck with that Master but Im going to bed," Ahsoka walks back towards her room.
"I know who can help; Master Windu," Anakin runs out the door towards the Jedi Masters room. Mace opens the door. Mace is wearing a peach colored robe, with matching slippers, Mace has that green overnight cream, and those relaxing eye cover things.
"Anakin Skywalker do you have any idea what time it is," Mace asks.
"No and what the Force are you wearing," Anakin bursts out laughing.
"Yeah yeah laugh it up! I will have the last laugh when your pores get all glogged and make zits and you get wrinkles. Anyway what do you need?"
"Well you see I have this super itch I cant seem to get rid of it! You have to help me."
"Ok turn around," Mace starts itching Anakin's itch.
"Ok thank you that is enough."
"Goodnight Skywalker!" Mace slams the door.
"OH NO HERE COMES THE ITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," Anakin runs down the hall screaming with his arms wiggling in the air.
"ANAKIN CALM DOWN!!," ObI-Wan opens the door to find his old padawan freaking out over something.
"OBI IF I DONT GET RID OF THIS ITCH IM GOING TO DIE!!!!!"
"Oh Anakin your such a drama queen."
"I am not a queen," Anakin pouts but then is right back trying to itch.
"Here I have the perfect thing," Obi-Wan hands Anakin flea shampoo, "Go home and take a bath with this stuff it should help."
"But I thought it was for only animals."
"Look at the label."
Anakin turns the shampoo around here is what the label said: This shampoo can be used on animals and humans. But do NOT under any circumstance use this on Hippos it will cause a extreme need to do the Tango in Hippos.
"Ok I will just need to keep it away from the zoo. Thanks Obi."
"Anytime." Obi-Wan closes the door behind Anakin.
Anakin runs back to his room the itch was almost becoming painfully unbearable. He ran some water for him and took a bath with the flea shampoo. Anakin dried off with a towel and put his pjs back on. After the bath he felt much better and he finally went to sleep.
Subject: Anakin's Itch 
Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:03 pm
